TES: Oblivion

So I recently decided to spend the time to play Oblivion, partually due to not being Hyjal keyed yet, and having a shitload of Free time while waiting for them to do Tempest Keep so I can get Kael's Vial.

So I install oblivion, start the game, crank all the settings to max on my rig, and spend seriously like a fucking hour trying to make a char that doesnt look like he has down syndrom or is a monkey. Finally find something I think is decent, and start playing an Epic Adventure to battle the forces of Oblivion.

And about 2 hours later I Contracted Vampirism in my random wonderings, but it doesnt kick in for like a game week or someshit, and i didnt notice the "You have Contracted Porphyric Hemophilia" message, and i didnt look in my buffs and see this little hidden "You just fucked up your game" buff.

So for the next like fucking 10 hours of game time im running around like an idiot trying to find the cure, which I couldnt even do, because i had JUST STARTED THE FUCKING GAME AND YOU HAVE TO KILL SOME BADASS VAMPIRE OR SOMESHIT AS PART OF THE QUEST.

Couldnt go outside without Melting, Couldnt talk to everybody because every person i talked to was like, 'zomg dood, ur vamp1r3 olol", Couldnt complete quests because, guess what, 90% of the quest people are ONLY AWAKE DURING THE DAY (Imagine that). Fun shit right there.

So i find the bitch that eventually will cure your Vampirism, but she wants a whole bunch of shit that theres no way for me to get. and id been actually doing storyline shit in my dumbass vampire cure searching, so here i am like 15 hours into the game, stuck as a vampire, and having a bitch of a time with it.

So i cheat, player.additem cure for fucking vampirism, np.

I wont even comment about how fucking idiotic it is to make it so you can contract an uncurable game altering illness 2 hours into the fucking game, or to make the cure completely retarded to get at an early step, or the kicker - once you cure it, you cant go back to being a vampire ever, thats cute too.

So im doucheing around in my travels, randomly completing steps blahblahblah, and i get to a place where i had two quests that involve me dealing with the same red-headed cunt whom cant seem to follow her programming. I had to sneak into her room when shes asleep and steal a ring she only takes off at night, and i had to hit her with a like, take all your clothes off and dance naked spell (during her dinner party).

So here i am, at this dinner party, waiting for her guests, and i nail her with the spell, party gets naked, i get thrown in prison, fantastic im done.

go back to the same said bitch and wait for her to get up and goto bed, her husband says her parties are at 8 pm, and she goes to bed at 11 pm, ok sure.

So i wait.

and wait.

shes the only one sitting at this table, and its like 4 am.

so i wait till 10:50 pm the next day, party ends, guests go home, she doesnt goto bed.

...great, so the bitch is bugged, fantastic.

So i have to cheat again to get her to stick to her programming, so i force her to goto bed by forcing her back onto her pathing.

and i follow her to her room, and sneak in, pop the jewelry box

No fucking ring.

Check wiki's and shit, its supposed to be there.. wtf?

So i have to cheat AGAIN and give myself this ring, granted i wasted like 2 hours dicking around with this bitch before i said fuckit and just console'd the ring into my inventory.

and this is how my experience with oblivion is, every day a new bug fucks me up, and its getting really fucking old.

Ill bitch more later, or go back to playing wow, probably the later.

-Rei